The Law of the Drunk K Nobert

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The Law of the Drunk  by  K Nobert

The Law of the Drunk by K Nobert
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The Law of the Drunk is the Supreme law of alcohol lovers and may be cited as The Constitution of Alcohol loversThe book is a compilation of popular customs, habits, behaviors, traditions and ‘laws’ that passionate lovers of booze adhere to. TheMoreThe Law of the Drunk is the Supreme law of alcohol lovers and may be cited as The Constitution of Alcohol loversThe book is a compilation of popular customs, habits, behaviors, traditions and ‘laws’ that passionate lovers of booze adhere to. The preamble below is a sneak preview of what you will find inside the book.PREAMBLEAs a lover of alcohol,ACCEPTING that booze is Almighty God’s wonderful gift to humanity:NOTING that alcohol is the second most consumed liquid after plain water:HONOURING all who heroically struggle to make and avail the alcohol that wets my dry throat:RECOGNISING the aspirations of all imbibers for quality, accessible and affordable alcohol:COMMITTED to nurturing and protecting the unforgettable joy of imbibing, and the resultant tipsiness:PROUD of the drinking culture that is our heritage, and determined to maintain and sustain it for future enjoyment:AWARE of the racial, ethnic, gender, age, cultural, geographical, economic and religious diversity of imbibers:LONGING for the sensation of tipsiness and the buoyancy of a stagger: andEXERCISING my inalienable right to get drunk, herebyDEDICATE alcohol and this Constitution to myself, fellow imbibers, and to the future generations of imbibers [End of preamble]At a file size of 190kb, the book downloads fast and easy and does not occupy much of your valuable device storage space.The laws in the book are clustered into interesting chapters (some hilarious) based on the spheres of life of an alcohol consumer, including Rights of the drunk, Alcohol and sex, the language of the drunk, drinking etiquette and manners, alcohol economics and much more.

Each chapter is divided into Articles and clauses that comprise the laws of the drunk.A live table of content enables you to navigate easily between the articles enabling you to view specific laws that you can read or quote at a click.Download your copy now and rest guaranteed of a smile the next time you sip your favorite drink.



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