My Giant Farts Neil McFarlane

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My Giant Farts  by  Neil McFarlane

My Giant Farts by Neil McFarlane
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A modern-day fractured fairy tale of flatulence, friendship and fun!People think that Jupiter is the biggest gas giant in the solar system but Tom knows better ...THE STORYTom is just an ordinary boy in an ordinary town until one day he finds aMore A modern-day fractured fairy tale of flatulence, friendship and fun!People think that Jupiter is the biggest gas giant in the solar system but Tom knows better ...THE STORYTom is just an ordinary boy in an ordinary town until one day he finds a dirty old teapot. He gives it a rub and out pops ... the genie of the lamp!Hurrah! Huzzah! And Hip Hip Hooray!Only its not a genie- its a giant.

Tom was hoping for three wishes but instead hes lumbered with a hulking great lummox who turns out to be completely useless.Isnt there anything this giant is good for?*****************************************************EXCERPTSee my new flea, said Becky Wilkinson.Your new what? I said.Flea. Look. And she held out her hand for me to see, and in the middle of her palm was a tiny black dot. He can do tricks, like walking on a tightrope, said Becky.No way, I said.Yes way, said Becky. Watch. She got two sticks out of her pocket which were connected by a length of thread, and she stuck them in the ground to make a tightrope.

Then she put her flea on the tightrope and said, Do your stuff, Albert.And do you know what? It was amazing. That flea walked along that tightrope. Then when it got to the middle, it raised one leg and balanced there for a few moments. Then it started juggling some skittles and did a somersault before leaping through a ring of fire. The audience would have gone wild if there had been an audience.Wow, not bad, I said.

Not bad at all.Then Becky looked at my giant. Whats that? she said.Oh, thats just my new giant, I said in a matter-of-fact way.A giant, said Becky. And I knew what was coming next. What does he do?He ... he ... *****************************************************Use the Look Inside feature (top left) to read more.Flatulent fun for ages five to infinity.Scroll down to read reviews. Scroll up to buy a copy of My Giant Farts.

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